All-over-print hoodie
Carry the curse.
Moonlit tomb artwork, linen wrappings, ankhs, scarabs and the DD belt buckle across the garment.
Explore hoodie →Historical icons · unhinged ambitions
Command the past.
Own the legend.
Premium satirical figure cards, collectible figures and gloriously bad decisions — all sealed in the Deluxe Delusions™ vault.
- Series Zero
- Mythology first
- Collectible figures
- Premium display range
- ∞
- Questionable ambition
DelusionsApprovedSeries Zero
Halloween launch · Day 01
The Mummy.
An ancient tomb, a royal curse, and a very modern appetite for attention. One new character joins the wheel each day.
DD / DAILY PLAYER-CARD REVEAL01 / 01
A new character joins each day
Black T-shirt
Rise in style.
The Mummy takes the front print, with the Deluxe Delusions gold crest above the character artwork.
Explore T-shirt →The character vault
Pick your delusion.
Player cards: part toy catalogue, part tactical weapon and part extremely confident historical revision.
Six collections. 143 watermarked player cards. Turn each ring independently and inspect a card.
Player cards retain the Deluxe Delusions watermark. Roster statistics accompany the cards where PIOS records them.
Collectible figures
Hades goes first.
Hades is planned as a limited edition of 250 figures. Printing begins only after 25 confirmed orders; the other characters remain future concepts.
First planned 3D print batch
Hades
Lord of the Underworld
Hades goes first in a limited run of 250 figures. We plan to group confirmed orders into a batch and start printing only when the first batch reaches 25 orders. Register your interest for launch details and availability.
Limited to 25025-order print thresholdQuote before order
Explore the Hades batch
Future print concept
Cleopatra
Queen of the Nile — a display figure concept with front, back, side and detail references.
View future print concept →
Future print concept
Apollo
God of Light — a full-colour display figure concept with rear, side and detail references.
View future print concept →
Future print concept
Poseidon
Lord of the Oceans — a display figure concept with crown, trident and premium detail.
View future print concept →
Future print concept
Aphrodite
Goddess of Love — a full-colour display figure concept with an articulated look.
View future print concept →How it plays
Fast stats.
Bad schemes.
No browser game for now — just the rules, the rhythm and the chaos ready for the table.
Deal three
Each player starts with three Character cards.
Choose a stat
Reveal together. Highest score captures the losing card.
Scheme once
Play one Scheme card. Your rival gets one response.
Keep the pressure on
Draw back to three. Ties rematch. Capture every opposing Character card to win.
Boost · Sabotage · TwistChange the narrative. Blame the advisor. Pretend this was the plan.
More from the timeline
The delusion goes further.
Explore the wider project: its future tools, merch range, costume references and the people behind the plastic.
About the project
History was written by the ambitious.
We turned them into cards. The figure is the joke. The card is the game.
Meet the project →Delusion Engine™
Scheme tools. Timeline chaos.
Compare cards, plan schemes and take questionable historical arguments to the forum. Live access is being prepared.
See the engine →Merch range
Myths made wearable.
Shop character hoodies and T-shirts, and explore the growing merch range.
Explore the range →Series Zero
Dress the delusion.
Use approved player cards as costume, prop and pose references. Share the build with the community.
Open cosplay files →About Deluxe Delusions™
History was written
by the ambitious.
Deluxe Delusions™ is a satirical collectible card game built around premium blister-pack Figure Card artwork, quick stat battles and ridiculous historical ego.
Each card reimagines an iconic figure as if they had been sealed forever in luxury toy packaging — complete with stats, accessories, warnings, quotes and entirely too much confidence.
Explore the approved cardsSeries Zero costume reference
FIELD FILEDress the delusion.
Submit your look. Enter the timeline.
Use approved player cards as the costume read: silhouette, signature props, table presence and a little historical chaos.
01Choose a delusion
02Build the silhouette
03Share the finished myth
Deluxe Delusions™ merch
Wear the delusion.
Character hoodies, tees, mugs, bottles and keyrings from the growing Deluxe Delusions™ merch range.
Interested in the range?
Shop available clothing on Fourthwall, or ask about the wider range.
Delusion Engine™
Coming online.
Compare Figure Cards, plan schemes, rank icons and record suspicious victories. Until the machinery is sealed, bring the argument to The Delusionarium.
Enter the forumContact
Open a transmission.
For collaborations, figure interest, media or general delusion, contact Deluxe Delusions.
Email Deluxe DelusionsContact Deluxe Delusions™
The timeline is open.
Get in touch.
For collaborations, media, collectible figure interest, cosplay builds or character suggestions, reach Deluxe Delusions by email or social channels.
founder@deluxedelusions.co.uk More ways to reach us
Current media
Watch them get sealed.
Character awakenings, capture sequences and transmissions from the growing Deluxe Delusions™ archive.
The Delusionarium
The forum is part of the vault.
Announcements, character reveals, rules feedback, custom cards and general delusion — all one step away.
The project
The figure is the joke.
The card is the game.
Ridiculous power, sealed in plastic.
View the Kickstarter